I recently read a post on a blog entitled 999 Reasons to Laugh at Infertility. The post was reason #652- Mark Zuckerberg (maker of Facebook) is not an Infertile. Apparently Facebook now lets you put "I'm Expecting" in under your family part with a due date announcement and baby's sex and name. Seriously. I've already blocked any app that posts information about progress through pregnancies. I already avoid looking at ultrasound photos and really don't post congrats to friends anymore. Now I have to avoid looking for that?? I really dislike you right now Mark Zuckerberg. You are destroying my Facebook obsession.
The blog listed infertility related things that should be posted to Facebook. I could not stop laughing after reading them. Here are some of my favorites:
"I just got my period and I'm crying on the toilet."
"We're having timed intercourse so don't call us tonight."
"My embryo retrieval was a lot of fun."
"I'm not pregnant yet so stop asking."
"I don't want your fertility advice."
"I just stuck a fertility needle in my ass."
"I'm not expecting but can I steal your baby?"
"I cried at a baby shower."
"I check the toilet paper 400 times a day."
"I have fertility drugs in the fridge, right next to last night's lasagna."
"I glared at a pregnant woman's belly this morning."
"I cried in the McDonald's bathroom when I found out my cousin was pregnant."
Here is a link to the specific Facebook post. Enjoy!!