Thursday, August 18, 2011

#652 Mark Zuckerberg is not an Infertile

I recently read a post on a blog entitled 999 Reasons to Laugh at Infertility.  The post was reason #652- Mark Zuckerberg (maker of Facebook) is not an Infertile.  Apparently Facebook now lets you put "I'm Expecting" in under your family part with a due date announcement and baby's sex and name.  Seriously.  I've already blocked any app that posts information about progress through pregnancies.  I already avoid looking at ultrasound photos and really don't post congrats to friends anymore.  Now I have to avoid looking for that??  I really dislike you right now Mark Zuckerberg.  You are destroying my Facebook obsession.

The blog listed infertility related things that should be posted to Facebook.  I could not stop laughing after reading them.  Here are some of my favorites:

"I just got my period and I'm crying on the toilet."
"We're having timed intercourse so don't call us tonight."
"My embryo retrieval was a lot of fun."
"I'm not pregnant yet so stop asking."
"I don't want your fertility advice."
"I just stuck a fertility needle in my ass."
"I'm not expecting but can I steal your baby?"
"I cried at a baby shower."
"I check the toilet paper 400 times a day."
"I have fertility drugs in the fridge, right next to last night's lasagna."
"I glared at a pregnant woman's belly this morning."
"I cried in the McDonald's bathroom when I found out my cousin was pregnant."

Here is a link to the specific Facebook post.  Enjoy!!


  1. OMG!! This is hilarious....I like "I have fertility drugs in the fridge, right next to last night's lasagna"!! Thanks for the laugh!!

  2. This is awesome! I haven't been on FB in about 6 months and it's totally liberating. :) Of course no one talks to be anymore, so maybe that's why it's liberating...

  3. Made me laugh on a grey Sunday.
    Just found your blog - we're sorta on the same timeline, and wanted to say Hi and I've enjoyed your posts.

    bunless x